lunes, 8 de febrero de 2010

Jesus saves!!!

Jesús salva!!!
Es una verdad ineludible. Sin embargo en EU (y los países de habla inglesa) esta frase puede ser un poco ambigüa puesto que el verbo "save" puede significar guardar, ahorrar o atajar además de salvar.
Valiéndose de esto mucha gente ha hecho bromas de todo tipo. Queriendo encontrar una imagen que vi hace mucho de un Jesús muy simpático salvando su portería de un gol seguro encontré varias imágenes curiosas y un chiste que me permito copiar a continuación en inglés para no alterar el humor original:

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.” “Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.” Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?” God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”

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